I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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