We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
love makes seman taste better
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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