Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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