If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
