just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
So. Much. Porn.
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