guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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