she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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