Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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