i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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