do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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