Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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