Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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