He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You left your underwear on the fireplace
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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