need another drink. this is the easiest way
id be glad to
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i was born a porn star she said
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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