"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Holy shit dude........stairs
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