so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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