marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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