i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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