There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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