i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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