somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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