if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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