Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
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You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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