If i come over, it means nothing
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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