he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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