i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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