i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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