I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
we're making bets on your personal life
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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