Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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