I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
