Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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