it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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