Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Your cock deserves a montage
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Randomize
