normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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