you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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