I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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