: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
