Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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