when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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