69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Holy shit dude........stairs
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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