There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
FUCK WHALES
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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