I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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