dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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