As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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