i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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