I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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