Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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