Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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