you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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