I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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