I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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