Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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