just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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