is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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