You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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