from now on my penis is your penis
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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