i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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