The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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