At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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